Now that we’re staring into the abyss for stocks again, I thought I’d check to see what the recently launched Yahoo! Glue had to say on stocks.
Stocks are devices used since medieval times for public humiliation, corporal punishment, and torture. The stocks are similar to the pillory and the pranger, as each consists of large, hinged, wooden boards; the difference, however, is that when a person is placed in the stocks, their feet are locked in place, and sometimes as well their hands or head, or these may be chained.
Even the most articulate of the bears would not have been able to put it better. And you thought the algorithms were dumb.
Here’s a screenshot for posterity (click to zoom)











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